"The Eyes Are the Nipples of the Face"

I'm not in the habit of viewing B-movies.  I do, however,  admit a certain guilty pleasure when circumstances compels me to do so. Setting the scene. I'm visiting a household of high-schoolers watching The House Bunny,  featuring  Anna Faris as a homeless Playboy Bunny that witlessly comes to the aid of an endangered College sorority. 

I feigned nonchalance,  pretending to immerse myself in current issues of Elle, In Style and W, all the while keeping a surreptitious eye on the screen. Yes, it was sophomoric and formulaic at times, but it was also funny. Then most hilarious line I've ever heard in B-moviedom came forth from the lead character, "The eyes are the nipples of the face!" 


Heck, we already know "eyes are windows to the soul," but this bold statement is a true epiphany! 


Ladies, our eyes mean so much more than we realize...I suggest we take that a minute to dab on some mascara and  consider the hottest look of all, false eyelashes! A lovely look for any style! .

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